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No one warned you that your señora era would come charging at you, fast and furious, and you would no longer recognize certain aspects of your life or yourself. It happened overnight! What is this new single hair on your chin!
But along with the bad comes the good – the funny moments that trillions of señoras before you have experienced – that will make you LOL just because. And you’ll find yourself experiencing all of these things with your friends and loved ones.
That’s what the Señora Club is all about: to celebrate the funny and joyful parts of entering this new era.
So how do you know you’re a señora?
You might be a señora if you recognize any of these:
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Readers you bought in a 3-pack and have already lost two of
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A candle that’s “just for special occasions” that you light on a random Tuesday
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One tote bag inside another tote bag, just in case
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A family group text that you’ve silenced but then your mom calls you to make sure you are getting the family group texts.
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Taking ibuprofen BEFORE working out instead of after
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Tápate bien los pies energy
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A drawer that is 40% chargers and cables for stuff going as far back as 2010
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The unshakable belief that a dumpster rental solves everything
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A 20 piece Tupperware collection with 2 lids
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Unfettered rage against whoever keeps putting things on your counter
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Strong opinions about restaurants with no grilled options
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A bedtime that has gotten progressively later just for you because you want to be up late to have some alone time.
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At least one appliance you bought “to simplify your life” that now lives in a cabinet
SCORING
How many did you recognize? Add them up.
0–3: You’re still a Señorita.
Cute. Enjoy your uninterrupted sleep and your matching Tupperware lids while they last.
4–7: You’re in the Señora Onboarding phase.
It’s happening. You’ve noticed the chin hair. You’ve defended the dumpster rental in an argument you didn’t know you were having.
8–11: Full Señora. No further questions.
You cover your pies without being told. Your group text is silenced and you’ve made peace with your mother calling to check anyway.
12–13: You didn’t just enter your señora era. You’re teaching the class.
Every item on this list was written about you specifically. We don’t know how. We just know.
Embracing Your Señora Era with Humor
Entering your señora era is a unique journey filled with moments that are both amusing and endearing. It’s a time to embrace the quirks and habits that come with this stage of life. Whether it’s the collection of readers scattered around the house or the special candle reserved for Tuesday evenings, these experiences are shared by many and bring a sense of camaraderie among señoras.
Finding humor in these everyday situations can lighten the transition and foster connections with others going through the same changes. Laughing about the growing collection of chargers or the insistence on covering your feet can turn these moments into cherished memories.
Celebrating the Joys of the Señora Club
The señora era is not just about the funny moments; it’s also about celebrating the wisdom and confidence that comes with age. This phase of life offers the opportunity to reflect on what truly matters and to prioritize joy and laughter in daily life. Engaging with friends and family through shared experiences, like the infamous family group text, strengthens bonds and creates lasting memories.
As you navigate this era, remember to appreciate the unique aspects of your journey. Whether you’re defending the merits of a dumpster rental or enjoying a late-night moment of solitude, these experiences define the señora era and contribute to a rich, fulfilling life.
Ultimately, being a señora is about embracing the present with humor and grace, and finding joy in the everyday moments that make this time in life so special.